Back when Scythe was a wizard, there was an incident that became known as "fatheads", where he patched an object on to a notorious pker, Foray. This object made the percentage chance of his head getting hit a LOT higher than normal. This log shows Crows shouting stuff about it.
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The players currently logged onto Moral Decay are as follows:
Logged on: 9
Wizards:
Mortals: Digit Finian Jaina Jarlaxle Jike Lucky Mal Restwich
Yator
By what name do you wish to be known? aladrin
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Sanctuary
(Exits: s u )
Mathalas Firebrand Do you want a little? [The Silver Griffin]
Faceless Apparition the wanderer
Bell Chime
Compass
bulletin board
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room
A peaceful park
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> Someone arrives.
Someone leaves south.
A peaceful parkobject
Who
(Exits: n s e w )
Mathalas Firebrand Do you want a little? [The Silver Griffin]
> A shaded walk
(Exits: n s e w )
> General Store
(Exits: e s w n )
Ganlar the blacksmith
> Comfortably Numb
(Exits: n w e )
Comfortably Numb's Ledger
Comfortably Numb's Bulletin Board
> The Competitive Edge
(Exits: n e w )
The Competitive Edge's Ledger
The Competitive Edge's Bulletin Board
> Salamanca
(Exits: n e w )
Salamanca's Bulletin Board
> Salamanca's Members Only Room
(Exits: out )
three Corpse Wagons
A guild Bank
Salamanca's Bulletin Board
> Ok. Usage is <guild MESSAGE>.
And <teleport> for teleporting.
Ok.
> Logged on: 15
Wizards: Charger Melissa
Mortals: Aladrin Digit Faceless Finian Jaina Jarlaxle Jike
Lucky Mal Mathalas Restwich Spoon Yator
> Yator tells you: smile
Digit shouts: who took my perle guard
dn
Who
> You have no injuries.
> Logged on: 19
Wizards: Charger Melissa
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Barca Chikayo Digit Faceless Jaina
Jarlaxle Jike Lucky Mal Mathalas Restwich Shifty Spoon Waialaeboy
Yator
> Who
Logged on: 20
Wizards: Charger Melissa Samoan
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Barca Chikayo Digit Faceless Jaina
Jarlaxle Jike Lucky Mal Mathalas Restwich Shifty Spoon Waialaeboy
Yator
> i
Guild teller
Thief toolkit
Who
Logged on: 21
Wizards: Charger Melissa Samoan
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Barca Chikayo Digit Excalibur Faceless
Jaina Jarlaxle Jike Lucky Mal Mathalas Restwich Shifty Spoon
Waialaeboy Wendle
Rose shouts: WOO
> Jaina shouts: anyone need large masks? ac2? steel?
Mal shouts: yes!
Mal shouts: where can i get them?!
> Jaina shouts: two free ones at Wyrmsleve Armour *giggle at Mal*
who
> Abelard Dasoll the evangelist [The Iron Fist]
Aladrin Faehan of Valinor {HARPER} [Salamanca]
Anyone can be a (WIZARD)
Barca Raptor says: The clothes make the orc! [The Iron Fist]
Charger Charger Charger Charger Charger! (WIZARD) [*Editing*]
Chikayo Koike the beggar
Digit Mckee the Rhino <ZOO CREW> [Honey's Place]
Excalibur Deamonmind , the evil guardian of the dark gate
Jaina Larabee-Eldritch the paladine [Wyrmsleve Armour]
Jarlaxle Baenre is Black Sunshine! [The Golden Bear Cafe]
Jike Spingleton the wanderer
Lucky Moony the RA from hell [Moony's]
Mal Spellweaver the commoner [Wyrmsleve Armour]
Mathalas Firebrand Do you want a little? [The Silver Griffin]
Melissa Chaos is beaming! (GODDESS)
Nala Troy the worthless pettycoat [Korsakoff's]
Padishar Keel The Scion of Shannara [Andre's Clothing]
Restwich Simpson the cavalier [Menehune Waters]
Rose the Nose now the world is gone, I'm just one... (WIZARD)
Samoan Minoan says: ufa to all the samoans (WIZARD)
Shifty Stickyfingers is a cunning runt [Korsakoff's]
Spoon Man has <Naked Grilcheez> on his mind [Smelt Pit]
Waialaeboy Swarm is in the Valley of the Shadow of Death [The Golem's Armoury]
Wendle Dulender the sorcerer [Andre's Clothing]
Total of 24 players.
> Who
Logged on: 24
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Barca Digit Excalibur Jaina
Jarlaxle Jike Lucky Mal Mathalas Menace Nala Restwich Shifty
Spoon Waialaeboy Wendle
> Who
Logged on: 26
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Barca Decon Digit Excalibur
Jaina Jarlaxle Jike Lucky Mal Mathalas Menace Nala Restwich
Shifty Spoon Syra Waialaeboy Wendle
Who
> Logged on: 26
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Barca Decon Digit Excalibur
Jaina Jarlaxle Jike Lucky Mal Mathalas Menace Nala Restwich
Shifty Spoon Syra Waialaeboy Wendle
Who
Syra shouts: Why the hell are all the buds gone..if I'm the ONLY druid on?!?!?? *growL*
> Logged on: 26
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Barca Decon Digit Excalibur
Jaina Jarlaxle Jike Lucky Mal Mathalas Menace Nala Restwich
Shifty Spoon Syra Waialaeboy Wendle
> Jarlaxle shouts: They taste good?
Decon shouts: anyone here ever heard of anaconda or horde :)
Who
> Logged on: 27
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Barca Brian Decon Digit Excalibur
Jaina Jarlaxle Jike Lucky Mal Mathalas Menace Nala Restwich
Shifty Spoon Syra Waialaeboy Wendle
Decon shouts: grin
Who
> Logged on: 25
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Crows Digit Excalibur Finian
Jaina Jarlaxle Lucky Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike
Syra Waialaeboy Wendle
> Who
Logged on: 25
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Crows Digit Excalibur Finian
Jaina Jarlaxle Lucky Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike
Syra Waialaeboy Wendle
> Who
Logged on: 25
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Crows Digit Excalibur Finian
Jaina Jarlaxle Lucky Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike
Syra Waialaeboy Wendle
> Seribis shouts: hello all
Anyone shouts: howdy Seribis!!
Seribis shouts: a hearty hello to all who care enough to say 'hi'
Samoan shouts: hi
Syra shouts: Oohhh...my first hearty hello today!
Charger shouts: naa.... we don't care
Menace shouts: 3 wagons at Competitive Edge. Come and get then :)
Who
> Logged on: 27
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Crows Digit Excalibur Finian
Jaina Jarlaxle Lucky Mal Mathalas Menace Nala Restwich Seribis
Shifty Spike Syra Waialaeboy Wendle
> Digit shouts: REALITY CHECK
Who
Logged on: 27
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Abelard Aladrin Allion Crows Digit Excalibur Finian
Jaina Jarlaxle Lucky Mal Mathalas Menace Nala Restwich Seribis
Shifty Spike Syra Waialaeboy Wendle
Saving player...done.
The horn in Exedoria blasts, indicating the Orc Races will begin in 2 minutes.
> Syra shouts: nite all
t syra *hug*.. nite
You tell Syra: *hug*.. nite
> Who
Logged on: 28
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Scythe Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Anon Crows Digit Excalibur Finian Grimb
Jaina Jarlaxle Kythri Lucky Mal Master Mathalas Nala Restwich
Shifty Spike Syra Waialaeboy Wintermute
> Who
> Logged on: 28
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Scythe Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Anon Crows Digit Excalibur Finian Grimb
Jaina Jarlaxle Kythri Lucky Mal Master Mathalas Nala Restwich
Shifty Spike Syra Waialaeboy Wintermute
> Syra tells you: nite sweets! *hugs*
Who
Logged on: 26
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Anon Crows Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith
Grimb Jaina Jarlaxle Lucky Mal Master Mathalas Nala Restwich
Seribis Shifty Spike Waialaeboy
> Crows shouts: come on Head man in charge. Me and you right now. lets
>get nuked!!!
Who
Logged on: 26
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Anon Crows Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith
Grimb Jaina Jarlaxle Lucky Mal Master Mathalas Nala Restwich
Shifty Spike Tanya Waialaeboy
> t crows you really want to be nuked?
Who
You tell Crows: you really want to be nuked?
> Logged on: 26
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Anon Crows Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith
Grimb Jaina Jarlaxle Lucky Mal Master Mathalas Nala Restwich
Shifty Spike Tanya Waialaeboy
> Crows tells you: if scythe gets nuked and then I'll be than fucking happy
>to be nuked too. he got off too easy and this mud shouldn't have dumb
>fuckers like that.
Crows tells you: if that's the only way I can get the fucking Admin get
their heads on straight and delete his ass, I'll sacrifice myself for
other's fun
t crows nods
You tell Crows: nods
> Who
Logged on: 27
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Andon Anon Crows Digit Excalibur Finian
Galraith Grimb Jaina Jarlaxle Lucky Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich
Shifty Spike Spoon Tanya Waialaeboy
> Digit shouts: REALITY CHECK
Anyone shouts: damn... stop that Digit, I'm gonna realize where I am soon
t crows i'm surprised people like nikodaemus didn't have more to say about
scythe... i think a major problem about the wizard system on MD is it's
secret nature... everything they are doing is kept away from players so no
one really knows what shit happens, and when a wiz wants to be an ass,
they get away with it too easy.
You tell Crows: i'm surprised people like nikodaemus didn't have more to
say about scythe... i think a major problem about the wizard system on MD
is it's secret nature... everything they are doing is kept away from
players so no one really knows what shit happens, and when a wiz wants to
be an ass, they get away with it too easy.
> t crows out of all the wizzes, nikodaemus is the one i have found to be
>most fair etc
You tell Crows: out of all the wizzes, nikodaemus is the one i have found
to be most fair etc
> Who
Logged on: 26
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Anon Crows Digit Dragonfly Excalibur
Finian Galraith Grimb Jaina Lucky Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich
Shifty Spoon Strahd Tanya
> Dragonfly shouts: Wahhoooo my parents brought me a celtic cross from
>Edinborough!
h
dn
Who
Dagda shouts: i thought you said they were in Ireland?
Health: 94 Mana: 90(90) Spendable exp: 8632 Silver: 516.
> You have no injuries.
> Logged on: 30
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Anon Beam Chimichanga Crows Dagda
Digit Dragonfly Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Jaina Lucky
Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd Tanya
> Shifty shouts: all I got was a lousy t-shirt
Anyone shouts: hey... doesn't that guy look kinda... shifty?
t melissa you sorting things out with crows?
You tell Melissa: you sorting things out with crows?
> Who
Logged on: 30
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Anon Chimichanga Crows
Dagda Digit Dragonfly Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Jaina
Lucky Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd Tanya
Who
> Logged on: 29
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Anon Chimichanga Crows
Dagda Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Jaina Lucky Mal
Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd Tanya
> Saving player...done.
Historian shouts: Order Assasins is restocked with Waikiki Slitters, buy
them or i kill you
Samoan shouts: ok
Rose shouts: no come kill me
Rose shouts: :P
Samoan shouts: me first!
Who
Logged on: 26
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Anon Chimichanga Crows
Dagda Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Mal Mathalas Nala
Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> Anon shouts: is there a monk on that wants some cool weapons?
Crows shouts: you can all kill me after me and head man in charge get nuked..
t anon duh.. i should call aela and tell her to log on
> Who
Logged on: 27
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Anon Chimichanga Crows
Dagda Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Kieran Mal Mathalas
Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> Anyone shouts: crows, what crack are you smoking?
Crows shouts: what one are you smoking?
Who
Logged on: 27
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Anon Chimichanga Crows
Dagda Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Kieran Mal Mathalas
Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> Anyone shouts: I am not smoking crack.. if I was i wouldn't be here...
Rose shouts: we knew that already
h
dn
Who
Health: 94 Mana: 90(90) Spendable exp: 8632 Silver: 516.
> You have no injuries.
> Logged on: 27
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Anon Chimichanga Crows
Dagda Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Kieran Mal Mathalas
Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> Dagda shouts: he never touched ANY smokes, i watched him all evening
Anyone shouts: normal ciggies suck... do nothing for you
Dagda shouts: unlike those who DID participate in male bondage outside.
> Alphaman shouts: any clerics on?
> h
dn
Who
Health: 94 Mana: 88(90) Spendable exp: 8632 Silver: 516.
> You have no injuries.
> Logged on: 29
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Anon Benedict Chimichanga
Crows Dagda Darke Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Julia
Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> dn
You have no injuries.
h
Health: 94 Mana: 88(90) Spendable exp: 8632 Silver: 516.
> Who
Logged on: 29
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Anon Benedict Chimichanga
Crows Dagda Darke Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Julia
Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
h
Health: 94 Mana: 90(90) Spendable exp: 8632 Silver: 516.
Who
> Logged on: 29
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Anon Benedict Chimichanga
Crows Dagda Darke Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Julia
Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> The horn in Exedoria blasts, indicating the Orc Races will begin in 2 minutes.
Rose shouts: man
Rose shouts: i gotta go to bed
Mal shouts: woman
Rose shouts: this sucks
No such being.
> Rose shouts: i get off work way late
Who
Logged on: 29
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Benedict Briareos Chimichanga
Crows Dagda Darke Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Julia
Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> Rose shouts: and i have to work tomorrow morning too
Samoan shouts: quit
Rose shouts: i get 2 hrs to myself today
Rose shouts: i am quitting
Who
Rose shouts: ;P
Samoan shouts: quit now
Logged on: 29
Wizards: Anyone Charger Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Benedict Briareos Chimichanga
Crows Dagda Darke Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Julia
Mal Mathalas Nala Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> Charger shouts: later all...
Rose shouts: i need money
Samoan shouts: rob a bank and quit
Rose shouts: hmmm anyone in sd wanna help?
Anyone shouts: yeah!
Rose shouts: got a car i can use to get some cash?
> Rose shouts: ok whos driving?
Anyone shouts: as long as I am the one driving, not robbing
Dagda shouts: just use a bicycle, it's untraceable
Mal shouts: no, but if you rob a bank get me a car
Rose shouts: umm but anyone is a crack smoker
Anyone shouts: only one weekends
Samoan shouts: take dio
Rose shouts: screw that hes riding
Anyone shouts: on
> Rose shouts: dio is worse
Samoan shouts: they will never suspect him
Who
Dagda shouts: yeah, use Dio.. nobody would EVER believe he was involved
Logged on: 29
Wizards: Anyone Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Benedict Briareos Chimichanga
Crows Dagda Darke Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Julia
Mal Mathalas Nala Oran Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> Anyone shouts: snurkle blah
Rose shouts: treue
Samoan shouts: take lady jerry...she can do her distracting fan dance
Anyone shouts: but I wanna get moneeeeeeeeey!
Rose shouts: oooh good idea
Rose shouts: but thatd get dio all hot
Anyone shouts: k... enough of this conversation...
Anyone shouts: I didn't need to go there
Rose shouts: i need more than just anyone
Rose shouts: so who else?
Anyone shouts: owie... I think I have Carpol Tunnel (sp? :)-~)
Darke shouts: carpool tunnel?
Darke shouts: *giggle* ;)
Anyone shouts: thanks Strahd... Carpal
Digit shouts: while you outside, go to the local c.d. store and buy GUTTERMOUTH
Who
Logged on: 29
Wizards: Anyone Melissa Rose Samoan Torg
Mortals: Aladrin Allion Alphaman Benedict Briareos Chimichanga
Crows Dagda Darke Digit Excalibur Finian Galraith Grimb Julia
Mal Mathalas Nala Oran Restwich Shifty Spike Spoon Strahd
> Lanceabit shouts: helllo world :)
t melissa i think things are much better sorted out than left to get
worse.. hope someone talks to crows.. cya
No such being.
> quit
Thank you for playing Moral Decay LPMUD.
Saving player...done.
