> Ikaika says: oh I wont have to
Cup parties: (*Spill*) don't move
Magellan says: well thats good
The ringing of a gigantic gong echop paint brush?
es over the land, calling gamblers to
assemble in Candera in two minutes for the next drawing of the lottery!
You party: [o.g. thief] paint brush?
> Ikaika says: for now
g
Magellan says: blah
Other players here are:
Cup Coffey is good to the last drop... [RIIS]
Samoan Minoan Peter North is "the decorator" (ARCH)
Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
Magellan Straits had a date with Death, and got LUCKY! [Death Valley]
Scavenger Devalle [Comfortably Numb]
Ikaika Power chat with Ikaika atm in the lounge, free [RIIS]
Obvious exits are: north, south, east, west, up, down
> Cup nods solemnly.
Magellan says: since i'm drunk I will talk shit
Magellan says: this mud is nothing now
Ikaika claps his hands.
Catwoman arrives.
Magellan says: I kill three Danes aristos in 5 minutes
Magellan says: they Make the perfect O for me
Magellan says: I kill Trajan
Magellan says: blah
Magellan says: nobody bugs me about it
System arrives.
Magellan says: the old school is gone
Mister Ed gazes at you with interest.
Catwoman bops Magellan on the head.
Abercrombie tells you: nod nod
System grumbles bitterly.
Catwoman pets Ed soothingly on the head.
roar magellan
You throw your head back and ROAARRRRR loudly at Magellan.
> Catwoman giggles feverously at Ed.
System says: is there a cleric in the house?
Male half-elf says: sure, Khail, 13nw of vesla ent
Cup looks more relaxed.
get alcohol from kit
da
db
System laughs hysterically.
Bottle containing alcohol ((30) Cyanide Shot) : Taken.
> Ok. Glug-glug-glug...
The bottle is empty.
> Empty bottle: Dropped.
> g
Other players here are:
System Failure <CFH> Smile, you're dead <CFH> [Hell]
Catwoman Feline the goldigger [The Midas Touch]
Cup Coffey is good to the last drop... [RIIS]
Samoan Minoan Peter North is "the decorator" (ARCH)
Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
Magellan Straits had a date with Death, and got LUCKY! [Death Valley]
Scavenger Devalle [Comfortably Numb]
Ikaika Power chat with Ikaika atm in the lounge, free [RIIS]
Obvious exits are: north, south, east, west, up, down
> Ikaika says: but you still havent killed me yet
Cup parties: (*Spill*) my bod is NS grab me a herb?
Cup looks a little weaker.
ditch cup
That person is not following you.
> Ikaika says: no sex in the champagne room for you magellan.
Magellan says: blah
Magellan says: no challange
Ikaika laughs hysterically.
Magellan says: you are like level 5
System chuckles happily.
Mister Ed tosses his head and snorts: A horse is a horse, of course, of course!
You feel less enlightened.
p i'm listening to mags and ikaika
You party: [o.g. thief] i'm listening to mags and ikaika
> Ikaika says: you only play now..because I let you play.
Magellan says: blah
Magellan says: you are just pissed that I got you
Ikaika says: believe it or not, I do have non-hawaiian friends
Magellan says: and you know it
<> Barabbas escapes reality and falls into Moral Decay. <>
Magellan says: no matter how much you deny it
Barabbas arrives.
Magellan shrugs helplessly.
Magellan says: so let them
Barabbas smiles happily.
Ikaika says: you better type party list.
Barabbas says: PARTY
Magellan says: magus
party list
The following parties are active:
[ solo ] (Magus, Ikaika)
[ Can-O-WhoopAss! ] (Aladrin, Cup)
[ Tanar'ri ] (Obidiscar)
[ Yahoo! ] (Anritzu)
[ them ] (Subutai)
[ ray ] (Rahael)
[ party ] (Crag, Python)
> Magellan says: he is hawiian
Ikaika says: you see I already have excellent polearms.
Magellan says: he used to date a girl from my school
Magellan gasps in astonishment.
Magellan says: oh shit
Magellan says: magellan knows your friends to
Ikaika says: all I need is the xp
Magellan says: oh shit
Magellan gasps in astonishment.
Mister Ed gazes at you with interest.
Catwoman leaves down.
Barabbas leaves north.
<> Kitten escapes reality and falls into Moral Decay. <>
Who
You burp rudely.
Logged on: 26
Wizards: Samoan Torg
Mortals: Abercrombie Aladrin Anritzu Barabbas Crag Cup Ikaika
Josie Kitten Magellan Magus Mandro Mathalas Obidiscar Python
Rahael Raiden Scavenger Scorn Subutai System Tarmon Trajan
Xatan
> Kitten arrives.
Crag shouts: WOOHOO
Kitten bops Magellan on the head.
Magellan says: and then of course
(*Abercrombie*) Mags go finish that shit
Magellan says: we got people like abercrombie
You burp rudely.
Abercrombie tells you: thief ambush
Cup parties: (*Spill*) is aber helping us?
Magellan says: who think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread
Magellan shrugs helplessly.
Kitten begins a prayer.
Abercrombie arrives.
Magellan says: blah who cares
System says: don't talk smack about my boy
Female elf channels healing energy into male halfling.
System burps contentedly.
Ikaika laughs hysterically.
Kitten begins a prayer.
Magellan says: i would talk smack about you system
Abercrombie says: System go ambush chancel
Female elf channels healing energy into male halfling.
Abercrombie softly snickers.
Kitten says: better?
Ikaika says: you mean Abercrombie who is in the greatest guild..with the greatest
minds/players
System says: ayup woohoo
Magellan says: ya
System drinks southern comfort from a flask.
System says: nah
g
Magellan says: i've only pked two people in that guild
Magellan says: oh well
System says: no CFH members
Other players here are:
Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
Kitten Hacknslash the priestess [Krakenwater]
System Failure <CFH> Smile, you're dead <CFH> [Hell]
Cup Coffey is good to the last drop... [RIIS]
Samoan Minoan Peter North is "the decorator" (ARCH)
Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
Magellan Straits had a date with Death, and got LUCKY! [Death Valley]
Scavenger Devalle [Comfortably Numb]
Ikaika Power chat with Ikaika atm in the lounge, free [RIIS]
Obvious exits are: north, south, east, west, up, down
> System grins evilly.
System winks suggestively at Ikaika.
Magellan says: i tell ya what ikaika
Abercrombie says: whatcha saying maggot
Magellan says: you get to level 20
Magellan says: we will have a big war again
Ikaika says: I only wooped your ass at level 14 and survived your ambush then made
you go south of here since my time with the monk.
Magellan says: oh shut up abercrombie
Cup nods solemnly.
Kitten begins a prayer.
Female elf channels healing energy into male elf.
Cup cheers for some reason.
Magellan says: i tell ya waht
Magellan says: since you want to be the good guy now foray
Abercrombie says: Whatcha sayin about me
Ikaika says: oh well. what? elektra on? oh shit, I cant play.
Magellan says: and all your friends
Kitten hugs Cup.
Magellan says: are going to fight for ya
Mister Ed gazes at you with interest.
Cup hugs Kitten.
Barabbas arrives.
Barabbas leaves south.
Magellan says: i will be the bad guy then
Cup gives Kitten 1000 silver coins.
Magellan leaves south.
Ikaika says: I only had one good guy.
Magellan shouts: Listen up
Magellan shouts: form now on
Rahael shouts: LISTENING UP
Magellan shouts: Ikaika is now the hero thief on the mud
Cup begins to draw on the floor...
Male half-elf listens intently.
Magellan shouts: if you want any help ask him
Magellan shouts: I'm going to be the bad thief
Scavenger left the game.
Magellan shouts: so I will probably random pk you
Cup traces a mystical pattern on the floor.
Ikaika says: no such thing as random.
Barabbas arrives.
Barabbas leaves down.
Magellan shouts: since this mud is more boring then taking a poop lately
Magus tells Abercrombie and you: kill him
Magellan arrives.
Barabbas shouts: what about not so random ones
g
Barabbas arrives.
Other players here are:
Barabbas Atropos 'Wrong us, shall we not revenge?' [The Rabbit's Hole]
Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
Magellan Straits had a date with Death, and got LUCKY! [Death Valley]
Kitten Hacknslash the priestess [Krakenwater]
System Failure <CFH> Smile, you're dead <CFH> [Hell]
Cup Coffey is good to the last drop... [RIIS]
Samoan Minoan Peter North is "the decorator" (ARCH)
Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
Ikaika Power chat with Ikaika atm in the lounge, free [RIIS]
Obvious exits are: north, south, east, west, up, down
> Ikaika says: I always had a reason.
You contemplate the mystical pattern and feel more enlightened.
Barabbas leaves north.
Magellan says: cuz you were bored
Magellan says: i don't care
Magellan says: i got all the pkers
System burps like a choking pig.
Magellan says: might as well become one
Magellan leaves down.
System says: the bees in my head tell me who to kill
lurk on
d
Ikaika says: I dont discriminate when it comes time to pk
s
Ok. You are now lurking.
> Abercrombie laughs at System.
Mathalas shouts: yeah, you all watch out! Mags wants to have his way with all
of you.
Sanctuary
(Exits: s n u )
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> A peaceful park
(Exits: w n s e )
> ambush body of magellan
That target is not present.
ambush body of magellan
> Torg shouts: My poops are pretty exciting :)
That target is not present.
> ambush body of magellan
ambush body of magellan
ambush body of magellan
That target is not present.
> That target is not present.
> That target is not present.
> Barabbas arrives.
Barabbas leaves south.
lurk off
s
s
e
Ok. You stop lurking.
> A peaceful park
(Exits: n s e w )
> A shaded walk
(Exits: n s e w )
> e
e
Intersection of Park Street and Via Sacra
(Exits: n w s e )
> Intersection of Park Street and Caravan Road
(Exits: n w e s )
> The Gate to the Wilderness
(Exits: exit w )
> exit
You walk through the arch and into the wilderness.
w
w
Near Vesla City.
Exits (city,all directions)
> w
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Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Walking on a roadway
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> Entrance to Candera:
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A wooden sign
> s
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s
s
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North Gate
(Exits: s w e exit )
Garrik, the old man
> Warrior's Walk
(Exits: n s w u e )
> e
e
e
Warrior's Walk
(Exits: n s e w )
Serf
Serf
Serf
pair of scale mail bracers
two human corpses
> Warrior's Walk
(Exits: s n w )
A sign
> Warrior's Walk
(Exits: s n e w )
> Warrior's Walk
(Exits: n s w e )
Academic Gown
> Warrior's Walk
(Exits: n s e w )
Barabbas Atropos 'Wrong us, shall we not revenge?' [The Rabbit's Hole]
A small black rock lizard
> Canderan Well
(Exits: n s e w shed )
Canderan Army Lieutenant
Canderan Army Private
The Great War Bell
> Clansmen Way
(Exits: s e w n )
A small red fire lizard
> Clansmen Way
(Exits: e w n s )
> Clansmen Way
(Exits: s e w n )
> Clansmen Way
(Exits: w e )
> Clansmen Way
(Exits: n s e w )
> Foyer
(Exits: n s w u e )
> w
s
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Clansmen Way
(Exits: n s e w )
> <> Hyaluronan escapes reality and falls into Moral Decay. <>
Fallah's Flat:
(Exits: n s )
> Fallah's Flat:
(Exits: n s e w )
poor filthy beggar
> Fallah's Flat
(Exits: n s )
> Fallah's Flat
(Exits: n s )
> Fallah's Flat:
(Exits: n s e w )
> Temple of Earth
(Exits: n e w )
House Guard
Green leaf
House guard says: You don't look like Scorn.
> Temple of Earth
(Exits: e u )
Priest
Temple monk
Quarter staff
Small coin pouch
> e
n
n
Temple of Earth
(Exits: n e w )
House Guard
Green leaf
House guard says: If I ever get my hands on Scorn, he'll wish he had killed me.
> Fallah's Flat:
(Exits: n s e w )
> s
s
Fallah's Flat
(Exits: n s )
> Fallah's Flat:
(Exits: n s e w )
> Temple of Earth
(Exits: n e w )
House Guard
Green leaf
House guard says: Have you seen Scorn? He's doomed.
> exa leaf
A nice green leaf. You seem to remember it might be a healing herb.
> get leaf
n
n
n
Green leaf: n
n
n
w
Taken.
> Fallah's Flat:
(Exits: n s e w )
> w
Fallah's Flat
(Exits: n s )
> Fallah's Flat
(Exits: n s )
> w
Fallah's Flat:
(Exits: n s e w )
poor filthy beggar
> Fallah's Flat:
(Exits: n s )
> Clansmen Way
(Exits: n s e w )
> w
w
Mathalas shouts: here he comes. Walking down your street. Wielding a one handed
sword and killing everyone he meets.
Clansmen Way
(Exits: w e )
> Clansmen Way
(Exits: s e w n )
> n
n
Clansmen Way
(Exits: e w n s )
A scorpion
> Clansmen Way
(Exits: s e w n )
A small red fire lizard
> Canderan Well
(Exits: n s e w shed )
A girl
A small brown rock lizard
Canderan Army Lieutenant
Canderan Army Private
The Great War Bell
> n
n
Warrior's Walkn
n
n
(Exits: n s e w )
> Warrior's Walk
(Exits: n s w e )
Academic Gown
> Warrior's Walk
(Exits: s n e w )
> Warrior's Walk
(Exits: s n w )
A sign
> exit
Warrior's Walk
(Exits: n s e w )
Serf
Serf
Serf
pair of scale mail bracers
two human corpses
> Warrior's Walk
(Exits: n s w u e )
A small brown rock lizard
> Barabbas shouts: I ate a poppyseed bagel and took a poop, it was better than
watching ER... had more drama
w
North Gate
(Exits: s w e exit )
Garrik, the old man
> n
n
n
n
n
Entrance to Candera:
Exits (city, path, all directions)
A wooden sign
> Crossing a desert
Exits: (all directions) enter
> Crossing a desert
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Crossing a desert
Exits: (all directions)
> Hiking through mountains
Exits: (all directions)
> Hiking through mountains
Exits: (all directions)
> A cave
> A cave entrance
(Exits: w e )
> A wide tunnel
(Exits: n s w )
> A tunnel
(Exits: s n )
> A bend in the tunnel
(Exits: e s )
> A tunnel
(Exits: e w )
> T-intersection
(Exits: w n s )
> The widening tunnel
(Exits: e n )
> A large chamber
(Exits: w )
> search trash
You don't find anything interesting.
get vial
> w
n
What do you mean, "vial"?
w
w
> s
s
w
w
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The widening tunnel
(Exits: e n )
> T-intersection
(Exits: w n s )
> A tunnel
(Exits: e w )
> A bend in the tunnel
(Exits: e s )
> A tunnel
(Exits: s n )
> A wide tunnel
(Exits: n s w )
> A cave entrance
(Exits: w e )
> A cave
> Hiking through mountains
Exits: (all directions)
> Hiking through mountains
Exits: (all directions)
> Crossing a desert
Exits: (all directions)
> Crossing a desert
Exits: (all directions)
> Crossing a desert
Exits: (all directions)
> Entrance to Candera:
Exits (city, path, all directions)
A wooden sign
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Walking on a roadway
Exits: (all directions)
> Near Vesla City.
Exits (city,all directions)
> The Gate to the Wilderness
(Exits: exit w )
> w
w
w
n
n
n
u
Intersection of Park Street and Caravan Road
(Exits: n w e s )
> Intersection of Park Street and Via Sacra
(Exits: n w s e )
> A shaded walk
(Exits: n s e w )
> A peaceful park
(Exits: n s e w )
> A peaceful park
(Exits: w n s e )
> Sanctuary
(Exits: s n u )
A male halfling
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> The players Lounge
(Exits: n s e w u d )
Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
Kitten Hacknslash the priestess [Krakenwater]
System Failure <CFH> Smile, you're dead <CFH> [Hell]
Mister Ed, Lord Irendil's stallion, ridden by Cup
Cup Coffey is good to the last drop... [RIIS]
A male half-elf
Ikaika Power chat with Ikaika atm in the lounge, free [RIIS]
A swirling pattern, drawn on the ground
A list of the top players
Newspaper
A Book (Official FAQ of Moral Decay)
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Newbie Plaque
> g
Other players here are:
Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
Kitten Hacknslash the priestess [Krakenwater]
System Failure <CFH> Smile, you're dead <CFH> [Hell]
Cup Coffey is good to the last drop... [RIIS]
Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
Ikaika Power chat with Ikaika atm in the lounge, free [RIIS]
Obvious exits are: north, south, east, west, up, down
> You contemplate the mystical pattern and feel more enlightened.
dn
h
Who
Your body has some minor bruises
> Health: 144 Mana: 195(195) Spendable exp: 159251 Silver: 480.
> Logged on: 24
Wizards: Torg
Mortals: Abercrombie Aladrin Anritzu Barabbas Crag Cup Hyaluronan
Ikaika Josie Kitten Magellan Magus Mandro Mathalas Obidiscar
Python Rahael Raiden Scorn Subutai System Tarmon Xatan
> alias 1 ambush body of magellan
Ok.
d
> Ikaika says: nobody found the blue laen mask yet
s
Sanctuary
(Exits: s n u )
A male half-ogre
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> A peaceful park
(Exits: w n s e )
> lurk on
Ok. You are now lurking.
1
> That target is not present.
> 1
1
That target is not present.
1
1
1
1
1
> That target is not present.
> Crag arrives.
Python arrives.
Crag leaves north.
Python leaves north.
That target is not present.
> That target is not present.
> That target is not present.
> 1
That target is not present.
> 1
Magus tells Abercrombie and you: you guys wanna gang bang em? i have clear laen
we could rock him
That target is not present.
> That target is not present.
> That target is not present.
> 1
That target is not present.
> 1
That target is not present.
> 1
That target is not present.
1
> Barabbas shouts: once I had the hersy skwirts and was useing a public
bathroom so I had to hover... I missed... I am sure for the janitor that was
exciting...
That target is not present.
> t magus,abercrombie sure
1
You tell Magus, Abercrombie: sure
> You stealthily prepare your ambush...
>
You step out of the shadows...
You commence your attack, charging Magellan!
Your ambush feels great going in!
You totally massacre his body with your Staff of the Air Gods, and amidst a shower of
blood and bone his body is horribly mauled to bits!
Magellan's body is nearly severed.
You bash Magellan's body extremely hard.
Magellan's body is destroyed.
Magellan is killed by Male elf
The Angel of Death appears from a rift in space.
cc
The Angel of Death looks over the mangled guts of what used to be Magellan.
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t abercrombie,magus i already got him
Huge pile of silver coins: Taken.
There was 1173 coins.
> Sanctuary
(Exits: s n u )
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> Abercrombie tells Magus and you: hehe no equip
Barabbas tells you: I love talkinga bout bowl movements
The players Lounge
(Exits: n s e w u d )
Python Coil slithered into [The Rabbit's Hole]
A male half-ogre
A male half-ogre
Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
Kitten Hacknslash the priestess [Krakenwater]
System Failure <CFH> Smile, you're dead <CFH> [Hell]
Mister Ed, Lord Irendil's stallion, ridden by Cup
Cup Coffey is good to the last drop... [RIIS]
A male half-elf
Ikaika Power chat with Ikaika atm in the lounge, free [RIIS]
A swirling pattern, drawn on the ground
A list of the top players
Newspaper
A Book (Official FAQ of Moral Decay)
bulletin board: 36 notes (Last updated: Oct 25)
Newbie Plaque
> Magellan arrives.
Magellan Right about now, the Funk sole brother is whacking Aladrin!
Magellan leaves south.
You tell Abercrombie, Magus: i already got him
> Magellan shouts: that
Abercrombie boggles incredulously.
Magellan shouts: that a boy aladrin
Magellan shouts: way to pk me
Magellan arrives.
Magellan Right about now, the Funk sole brother is whacking Aladrin!
Abercrombie laughs hysterically.
Magellan says: its on bitches
Magellan says: i'm drunk
Ikaika laughs hysterically.
Magellan says: and don't give a fuck
Crag reads message number 35 from the board.
Abercrombie tells Magus and you: YEAH!!
You contemplate the mystical pattern and feel more enlightened.
(*Magellan*) aladrijn
Cup laughs hysterically.
grin
Ikaika says: thats what I love about you magellan.
Magus tells you: did you get him?
You grin evilly.
> exa paper
t magus nods
Ikaika says: you suck, but you try.
Cup parties: (*Spill*) whacking you?
The Vesla Times is sad to report these deaths.
Oct 20 Top killed by Captain
Oct 20 Panda killed by Exedorian city guard
Oct 20 Double killed by Behr
Oct 20 Tazarae killed by Old man
Oct 20 Cronose killed by Old man
Oct 21 Evaly killed by The cyclops
Oct 21 Govols killed by Lizardoid
Oct 21 Heimdall killed by Priest
Oct 21 Scorn killed by Artoge
Oct 21 Wasteland killed by Guard
Oct 21 Graphite was killed
Oct 21 Ilusio killed by Temple monk
Oct 21 Frail killed by House guard
Oct 22 Aurelius killed by Barkala
Oct 22 Atryn killed by Lady
Oct 23 Tehanu killed by Alligator
Oct 23 Arcane killed by Guard
Oct 23 Jezz killed by Zombie
Oct 23 Fizdon killed by Neval
Oct 24 Glon killed by Orc raider
Oct 24 Zzzz killed by Exedorian city guard
Oct 24 Trigger killed by Orc raider
Oct 25 Elminster killed by Mage
Oct 25 Archibald killed by Troll
Oct 25 Rampajor killed by Lady
Oct 25 Archibald killed by Snake
Oct 25 Scurvy killed by Barracuda
Oct 25 Evaly killed by Skeleton
Oct 25 Fizdon killed by Parthennes
Oct 25 Scorn killed by Polonius
Oct 25 Trailblazer killed by Guard
Oct 26 Magellan killed by Aladrin
> Male half-ogre says: why is there fighting in here
(*Magellan*) you suck everybody's dick
You tell Magus: nods
> Kitten smiles happily.
(*Magellan*) aladrin
(*Magellan*) oh mags I love you
Kitten leaves down.
Crag leaves down.
Python leaves down.
(*Magellan*) oh mags
(*Magellan*) your a fucking pussy
Magus tells you: you the man cousin
aristo yeah yeah
Abercrombie says: Oh great
(*Magellan*) its on bitch
(*Aladrin*) yeah yeah
> You contemplate the mystical pattern and feel more enlightened.
The mandala loses its mystical focus.
Abercrombie tells you: Laff man
System hiccups.
Abercrombie tells you: 1 ambush?
Hyaluronan is sucked into the portal.
Magellan leaves south.
Magellan arrives.
Magellan Right about now, the Funk sole brother is whacking Aladrin!
System says: I need a sword
System drinks southern comfort from a flask.
Magellan tells you: you little fuck
Abercrombie tells you: hehe gotta post that shit
Magellan leaves down.
Magellan arrives.
Magellan Right about now, the Funk sole brother is whacking Aladrin!
Magellan leaves down.
Magellan arrives.
Magellan Right about now, the Funk sole brother is whacking Aladrin!
Magellan is sucked into the portal.
Raiden arrives.
Ikaika says: woo another halfling
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Raiden tells you: holy shit.
Other players here are:
Raiden Stormlord the murderer [Sithicus]
Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
System Failure <CFH> Smile, you're dead <CFH> [Hell]
Cup Coffey is good to the last drop... [RIIS]
Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
Ikaika Power chat with Ikaika atm in the lounge, free [RIIS]
Obvious exits are: north, south, east, west, up, down
> Cup parties: (*Spill*) you fighting magellan?
Male halfling smiles happily.
Ikaika says: to raise dex must be nice.
t raiden hehe
Mister Ed neighs: No, you arrrrrrrre not hallucinating.
You tell Raiden: hehe
> Ikaika shoots the finger at Ed.
Raiden tells you: why?
t magellan ikaika paid me
Ikaika says: a fak u.
System says: halflings are the future of the world as we know it
Ikaika slaps Ed.
You tell Magellan: ikaika paid me
> Magellan tells you: he pked me
Magellan tells you: 0
Magellan tells you: 0
Magellan arrives.
Magellan Right about now, the Funk sole brother is whacking Aladrin!
Male halfling grins evilly.
Cup hops onto Ed's back and gets a ride.
Magellan says: oh
t raiden ikaika paid me
t cup i'm too lagged to play now
You tell Raiden: ikaika paid me
> Magellan says: ikaika paid you
Magellan says: you little fuck aladrin
Raiden tells you: laff
You tell Cup: i'm too lagged to play now
> Magellan says: aladrin
Male halfling says: damn
Raiden leaves down.
Magellan Right about now, the Funk sole brother is whacking Aladrin!
Raiden arrives.
Magellan says: you are going to die
System says: okole puka
Magellan says: a lot
Magellan says: i hope its worth it
Abercrombie tells you: yeah right
Magellan is sucked into the portal.
Cup parties: (*Spill*) wow
Abercrombie says: Damn I guess the vikings lost early
Abercrombie softly snickers.
Male halfling grins evilly.
Raiden leaves down.
Who
Logged on: 23
Wizards: Torg
Mortals: Abercrombie Aladrin Anritzu Crag Cup Hyaluronan
Ikaika Josie Kitten Magellan Magus Mandro Mathalas Obidiscar
Python Rahael Raiden Scorn Subutai System Tarmon Xatan
> t ikaika u want the log
Cup parties: (*Spill*) party kills
You tell Ikaika: u want the log
> <> Raysen escapes reality and falls into Moral Decay. <>
party kills
Raysen arrives.
Ikaika tells you: yeah
You can recall the following party kills:
[Aladrin] Servant: (243)
[Aladrin] Butler: (359)
[Cup] Servant: (270)
[Cup] Lord Brenden d'Irendil: (585)
[Cup] Halon, Soldier of Indel: (594)
[Aladrin] A large humanoid demon: (513)
[Aladrin] male half-elf: (0)
> Abercrombie cheers for Raysen.
Magellan leaves south.
Raysen leaves down.
p hehe
<> Shock escapes reality and falls into Moral Decay. <>
You party: [o.g. thief] hehe
> System burps like a choking pig.
System tells you: hehe
t system grin
Raiden tells you: you got balls man. bigger than what I thought you had.
System drops empty flask.
<> Bushido escapes reality and falls into Moral Decay. <>
Bushido arrives.
System points at List.
You tell System: grin
> Hyaluronan arrives.
System says: 29
System says: woohoo
Mathalas arrives.
Mathalas leaves south.
Ikaika cheers for System.
Xatan arrives.
Mathalas arrives.
Mathalas leaves down.
(*Magellan*) aladrin
Xatan laughs his ass off.
(*Magellan*) you little puss
System says: although my job aint to be on a list
aristo sup
(*Aladrin*) sup
> (*Magellan*) you fucking are a backstabbing bitc h
Hyaluronan leaves south.
System says: I gotta take people off
Hyaluronan arrives.
aristo it was random
awho
Hyaluronan leaves north.
(*Magellan*) you have me pk three danes
(*Magellan*) and what do you do you sucker punch me
System laughs hysterically.
(*Aladrin*) it was random
> Members of the Aristocracy currently on:(o) channel on (*) channel off
======================================================================
(o)Xatan Iskariot grew up in a lifesize pinball machine.DK [The Excalibur]
(o)Tarmon Gaidon is one half of the TORCH KINGS [The Midas Touch]
(o)Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
(o)Aladrin Faehan, da grand masta gangsta [Kaimuki Q's]
(o)Hyaluronan Dimer the Blair Witch
(o)Magellan Straits had a date with Death, and got LUCKY! [Death Valley]
(o)Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
(o)Shock Kamikaze is now Dr. Kamikaze [Menehune Waters]
> (*Magellan*) fuck you
(*Magellan*) its on bitch
(*Magellan*) you are going to regret this
Hyaluronan arrives.
(*Magellan*) cuz you KNOW i'm better then you
Hyaluronan leaves west.
Mister Ed gazes at you with interest.
(*Magellan*) and when I sober up and remember this
Hyaluronan arrives.
(*Xatan*) First leasson in random pk'ing: Always stay calm, even when you die
Hyaluronan is sucked into the portal.
(*Magellan*) it wasn't random xatan
Shock arrives.
(*Xatan*) I dont know the reason, nod
Ikaika says: where is khalil the freak.
b
Aladrin Faehan, da grand masta gangsta (Level 20)
You are a member of the thief class.
Health: 146 Mana: 195(195) Spendable exp: 159251 Silver: 1653.
Demonic right handed male elf
Your Infamy title is : Outcast.
You are 224 years, 3 months and 22 days old.
Your height is 121 cm (4'0") and you weigh 74 kg (148 lbs).
Strength : incredible
Dexterity : incredible
Constitution : incredible
Intelligence : incredible
Wisdom : incredible
Charisma : incredible
You have no injuries.
> Ikaika says: I heard he is catching up to my #1 ranking
System nods solemnly.
Xatan leaves down.
Male half-elf laughs hysterically.
System says: and fast
Abercrombie says: kid plays enchanter damn good
Male half-elf says: you are hardcoded #1
Ikaika shakes his head.
Ikaika says: I thin kit was just bugged J.
System says: I gotta kill Salric
Who
Logged on: 24
Wizards: Torg
Mortals: Abercrombie Aladrin Anritzu Bushido Crag Cup Ikaika
Josie Kitten Magellan Magus Mandro Mathalas Obidiscar Python
Rahael Raiden Scorn Shock Subutai System Tarmon Xatan
> Male half-elf boggles incredulously.
aristo well fags.. u kill my guild member, what do you expect?
(*Aladrin*) well fags.. u kill my guild member, what do you expect?
> System winks suggestively.
awho
System leaves down.
Members of the Aristocracy currently on:(o) channel on (*) channel off
======================================================================
(o)Xatan Iskariot grew up in a lifesize pinball machine.DK [The Excalibur]
(o)Tarmon Gaidon is one half of the TORCH KINGS [The Midas Touch]
(o)Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
(o)Aladrin Faehan, da grand masta gangsta [Kaimuki Q's]
(o)Magellan Straits had a date with Death, and got LUCKY! [Death Valley]
(o)Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
(o)Shock Kamikaze is now Dr. Kamikaze [Menehune Waters]
> (*Magellan*) aladrin
(*Magellan*) meritan was right
Ikaika tells Abercrombie, Raiden, System and you: 1 question if any of you can
answer it. anybody know who Medea was?
(*Magellan*) you are a backstabbing bitch
Ikaika congratulates Shock.
Magus arrives.
Abercrombie tells Ikaika, Raiden, System and you: Nada clue, went after em them
Magus leaves down.
<> Illustra escapes reality and falls into Moral Decay. <>
Raiden tells Ikaika, Abercrombie, System and you: nope
Illustra arrives.
t magellan which stat did u lose
You tell Magellan: which stat did u lose
> hug illustra
<> Mephisto escapes reality and falls into Moral Decay. <>
Magellan tells you: fuck off
You hug Illustra.
> Illustra smiles happily.
(*Abercrombie*) sup meph
t magellan you seem mad
You tell Magellan: you seem mad
> Mephisto arrives.
(*Mephisto*) sup
Illustra reads message number 35 from the board.
Illustra reads message number 36 from the board.
(*Abercrombie*) you're missing the fight
Illustra is sucked into the portal.
(*Magellan*) aladrin just pked me
Trajan tells you: he dead yet?
(*Illustra*) fight?
t trajan who dead
Mephisto is sucked into the portal.
(*Illustra*) ack
(*Magellan*) the little fuckier does whatever foray tells him to
You tell Trajan: who dead
> Mephisto arrives.
Trajan tells you: chancel
Male half-elf mutters a syllable, and black flame appears and covers him.
t trajan gave up.. killed magellan instead
You tell Trajan: gave up.. killed magellan instead
> Trajan tells you: rock ass
awho
Members of the Aristocracy currently on:(o) channel on (*) channel off
======================================================================
(o)Xatan Iskariot grew up in a lifesize pinball machine.DK [The Excalibur]
(o)Tarmon Gaidon is one half of the TORCH KINGS [The Midas Touch]
(o)Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
(o)Aladrin Faehan, da grand masta gangsta [Kaimuki Q's]
(o)Illustra Mistique the grand master thief [Andre's Clothing]
(o)Mephisto Dzyn the stealer of souls [Anshelm's Ashes]
(o)Magellan Straits had a date with Death, and got LUCKY! [Death Valley]
(o)Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
(o)Shock Kamikaze is now Dr. Kamikaze [Menehune Waters]
> aristo foray doesn't even play anymore
(*Aladrin*) foray doesn't even play anymore
> Trajan tells you: hehe you da man
Male half-elf hiccups.
(*Abercrombie*) who's foray?
Illustra tells you: bullshit, then who's ikaika?
(*Mephisto*) damn i missed all the excitement
(*Magellan*) nah
Illustra tells you: it's not a secret
aristo fags.. all you know how to do is whine
(*Aladrin*) fags.. all you know how to do is whine
> (*Magellan*) its just begging
(*Mephisto*) or is it just about to start?
(*Magellan*) nah
Saving player...done.
Illustra arrives.
aristo u give it but u can't take it
(*Aladrin*) u give it but u can't take it
> Illustra leaves down.
Abercrombie leaves down.
Abercrombie arrives.
Abercrombie arrives.
Abercrombie is sucked into the portal.
Mister Ed tosses his head restlessly.
Abercrombie arrives.
Male half-elf mutters a syllable, and black flame appears and covers him.
Abercrombie tells you: Hes equipin I bet
Mister Ed tosses his head restlessly.
Abercrombie tells you: Be nice if u had aball
Magellan tells you: I can't believe you did that
Ikaika leaves down.
Ikaika shouts: YEAH! ALADRIN!
Ikaika arrives.
Abercrombie is sucked into the portal.
Abercrombie arrives.
Ikaika laughs hysterically.
Ikaika says: never play MD while drunk. or while naked
Abercrombie grins evilly.
Abercrombie says: naked only when you are getting MD head
Abercrombie slobbers grotesquely.
Ikaika says: its all that viking bullshit he got up in his head that was his
downfall.
Magellan tells you: fuck you
Abercrombie says: My hair stylist offered to come over tonite and cut and
highlite my hair for free
Abercrombie says: At like midnight
Mister Ed whinnies: Have you seen Wilbuuuurrrrrrrr?
Abercrombie says: I was thinking SEX anyone?!
Bushido cackles wickedly.
Mister Ed whinnies: Have you seen Wilbuuuurrrrrrrr?
Male half-elf says: i hope your hairstylist is a she
Abercrombie says: And than my morals kicked in
Male half-elf says: for your own sake
Mathalas arrives.
Abercrombie nods solemnly.
Abercrombie mutters obsenities at Mephisto.
Mathalas leaves south.
Ikaika tells you: you da man.
(*Magellan*) *grin*
(*Magellan*) this will living up the mud at least
t ikaika hehe
Bushido says: your morals are making you miss some of the best huntin years of
your life
You tell Ikaika: hehe
> Bushido chuckles at Abercrombie.
Abercrombie laughs hysterically.
Mathalas arrives.
Mathalas leaves down.
Magellan tells you: screw you
t ikaika he needed to die after all that bullshit he was sayin
You tell Ikaika: he needed to die after all that bullshit he was sayin
> Mephisto leaves north.
g
Other players here are:
Abercrombie Fitch the grand master thief [Kaimuki Q's]
Ikaika Power chat with Ikaika atm in the lounge, free [RIIS]
Shock Kamikaze is now Dr. Kamikaze [Menehune Waters]
Bushido Komatsu the worthless peasant [Blunts]
Cup Coffey is good to the last drop... [RIIS]
Josie Omegaleader doesnt like Roack [The Inner Sanctum]
Obvious exits are: north, south, east, west, up, down
> t ikaika u want the log
Abercrombie performs some strange ritual of movement.. maybe a dance?.
t magellan i killed you with a club.. heh
t magellan club ambush
You tell Ikaika: u want the log
> Abercrombie leaves down.
Ikaika tells you: yeah brah.
Ikaika tells you: mud mail me :)
Cup parties: (*Spill*) brb
Cup leaves down.
You tell Magellan: i killed you with a club.. heh
> Mister Ed whinnies loudly and gallops out of the room.
Mister Ed whinnies loudly and gallops out of the room.
You tell Magellan: club ambush
> Bushido leaves down.
t ikaika i killed him with air staff ;)
Ikaika nods solemnly.
You tell Ikaika: i killed him with air staff ;)
> Ikaika tells you: max 1h/2h clubs yet?
Abercrombie tells you: Heh in his backroom
t ikaika exc+1 on both
You tell Ikaika: exc+1 on both
t ikaika nearly severed fags.. next hit extremely hard body
t ikaika heh
> Illustra tells you: you're not answering me.. you DID know that, yes?
Mephisto arrives.
Mephisto leaves down.
You tell Ikaika: nearly severed fags.. next hit extremely hard body
> Ikaika tells you: ha ha
You tell Ikaika: heh
> t illustra yeah i've been helping him
Ikaika tells Abercrombie, System, Raiden and you: I dont hear fagellan flappin
his lips anymore
<> Ylyndar escapes reality and falls into Moral Decay. <>
Ylyndar arrives.
You tell Illustra: yeah i've been helping him
> (*Abercrombie*) YLY
Ylyndar tells you: :)
(*Ylyndar*) Heya :)
Shock burps like a choking pig.
Raiden tells Ikaika, System and you: I like Mags. Sorry if I don't fit in anymore
> (*Mephisto*) shit i hated not having awho
(*Mephisto*) that's always the worst part of being a newbie
Magellan is sucked into the portal.
t magellan will u forgive me
You tell Magellan: will u forgive me
> t ikaika You tell Magellan: will u forgive me
(*Magellan*) i'm in the lounge abercrombie
You tell Ikaika: You tell Magellan: will u forgive me
> t ikaika hehe
You tell Ikaika: hehe
> (*Magellan*) you want a piece of me to line up
Who
Logged on: 26
Wizards: Samoan Torg
Mortals: Abercrombie Aladrin Crag Cup Ikaika Illustra Josie
Kitten Magellan Magus Mandro Mathalas Mephisto Obidiscar Python
Rahael Raiden Scorn Shock Subutai System Tarmon Trajan Ylyndar
> Ikaika tells you: ha ha
(*Abercrombie*) just makin you paranoid big man heh
Mephisto arrives.
Magellan arrives.
(*Abercrombie*) Nah Id use this crystal ball if I did
Magellan leaves down.
Ylyndar tells you: hey bro
Ikaika tells Abercrombie, System and you: fags has a hmmm.
Templar Sword (coated with poison) in the lounge, lurkin.
t ikaika that kill was for trajan too
Mephisto leaves west.
You tell Ikaika: that kill was for trajan too
> exa magellan
Ikaika tells you: thanks
Abercrombie arrives.
Ikaika tells you: trajan my good bud in RL
There is no magellan here.
> Ikaika tells you: already scolded him to dying to fagellan :)
Ikaika tells you: how embarrassing
Raiden tells you: you totally threw me for a loops doing this
Mephisto arrives.
Abercrombie pets Ylyndar soothingly on the head.
Magellan arrives.
Magellan Right about now, the Funk sole brother is whacking Aladrin!
Magellan leaves south.
Abercrombie bops magellan.
Magellan arrives.
Magellan Right about now, the Funk sole brother is whacking Aladrin!
Magellan leaves down.
Abercrombie grins evilly.
Abercrombie says: how is he suppose to ambush aladrin with a huntlist
ale half-elf says: he cant
The ringing of a gigantic gong echoes over the land, calling gamblers to
assemble in Candera in two minutes for the next drawing of the lottery!
Mathalas arrives.
Ikaika says: how is he supposed to stand and fight when he has no armor.
